Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
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I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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