Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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