No awkward lesbian experiences without me
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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