cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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