I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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