do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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