if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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