i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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