Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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