we're chasing vodka with high fives
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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