i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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