I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You can make out without kissing
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