"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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