can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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