Can i not drive my cunt home
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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