Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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