No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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