He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
