Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
