You can't motorboat a personality
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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