Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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