some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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