so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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