How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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