That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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