I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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