It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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