she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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