Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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