he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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