i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
my poor anus
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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