We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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