i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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