I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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