Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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