Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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