Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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