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(703): View more from Virginia

in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover

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(718): View more from New York

He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........

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(416): View more from Toronto

How did it go last night?

(647): View more from Ontario

Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

What do I get.

(919): View more from North Carolina

Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!

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