So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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