She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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