I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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