is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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