Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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