We need to rekindle our bromance
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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