I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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