got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
worst night to have a conscience
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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