your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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