batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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