Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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