I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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